long limbed, slingshot toy that screams
a monkey howl
as it flies through the air.
Inside the arms is surgical tubing used to make the best slingshots.
The Beasts were frenzied as we prepared the launchers for
the test. The noises! The long arms! The cute faces to bite!
was the Beast's favorite Christmas present. We think this
is the most innovative new dog toy released this year. We
took them outside to see how far they fly. Our results were
30 feet. The Monkeys screamed the whole time. The Beasts loved
the long limbs and the noises drove them wild. They de-stuffed
them as fast as they could to get to the noisemaker. The noisemaker
is so sensitive that even walking by the monkey will set it
off. The Beasts really didn't take too much notice of the
tubing - they really wanted the screamer. We still have the
screaming noisemaker in a kitchen drawer for fun!
"That monkey wants me to bite him!"
~ Bergamot Fury
did two separate tests. The results matched closely for both.
The Orangutan lasted 8 minutes and the Monkey lasted 7 minutes.
The minute by minute report:
Minute 1: First limb torn off - both tests
Minute 2: Vicious Tug of War
Minute 3: Second limb torn off
Minute 4: furious shaking & pulling accompanied by Monkey
Minute 5: Tail removed.
Minute 6: De-stuffing procedure begins. More Monkey screaming.
Minute 7: See minute 6
Minute 8: Chip removed from monkey carcass & confiscated
and 7 minutes respectively.
Great fun at a dollar a minute!
Cost vs. Durability:
every penny - at 1.6 pennies a second!
are fun toys for you and your Boston(s). They were designed
to be interactive, which means they require 100% supervision.
Inside they contain rubber surgical tubing and the noisemaker
is a computer chip inside a plastic casing. Never leave your
Boston unsupervised with this toy.