Boston Terrier Challenge

Name:

Fleece Puppy

Description:

Soft fleece puppy dog. No squeeker. This toy tests the theory that Bostons destroy toys to get at the squeeker.

Cost/Location:

$3.99 at CVS.

Thrill:
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The bloodlust elicited by these cute, cuddly toys was unsettling!

Beast Review:
reviewed
2002

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"Silent...curious. I tried to make them squeek."
~ Emrys

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"They made no noise as I bit them."
~ Bergamot Fury

Durability:
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Decapitation occured in less than 30 seconds. Ears and tails were plucked off like flower petals one by one. Then the the headless bodies were shaken, worried and unstuffed.

Lifespan:

2 minutes.

Cost vs. Durability:
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A very fleeting massacre when compared to the 3.99 price tag.

Safety:
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No squeeker or hard parts. All fleece and stuffing.

Boston Proof?

No.